Thursday, November 12, 2015


Some people piss me the f#@k off. I was at the Commissary and bought some Mac and cheese. They had coupons worth a dollar off 2. Every other box had a coupon but the boxes were mixed up and I didn't have enough coupons. I walk over to the display and pull a few coupons off of some of the boxes. My thought was since I obviously had more boxes with no coupons, the display would now have more boxes with coupons and by me removing them it would equal out. It was that or swap my non-coupon boxes for the coupon boxes. Well as I was doing so this guy starts talking to his imaginary friend about how I'm making it impossible for anyone else to but this Mac and cheese on sale. He made sure to say it loud enough for all to hear. I stood, turned around and said " I have bought the Mac and cheese but I got more boxes without coupons than I did with coupons, don't worry there is still one coupon for every two boxes" then I walked back to the register. Then the guy started talking crap again about how I'm screwing other shoppers. The cashier couldn't help but shake his head and the bagger chuckled a bit but I had enough of this ass wipe. I turned to him as he stood in the line across from me and said "You got a problem with me?" He turned away. I felt the loving tap of my wifes shoe as it slammed into my shin but I wasn't done. "You do realize that every other box has a coupon and I bought more non coupon boxes than coupon boxes." "By removing some of the coupons from the now extra boxes with coupons I have simply corrected the imbalance." "Perhaps common sense is not your strong point so before you start calling anyone out maybe you should ask someone who can comprehend a little logic if you should open your mouth." By this time the wife had me by the arm and was escorting me out of the building. She said I was mean, I say if you are going to start talking ****, know what you are talking about or be ready to take an ass chewing. BTW: I'll need some recipes for Mac and cheese. I bought 72 boxes. It was a real good sale

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