Apparently I am getting all A's in a particular college class right now. My sister-in-law asked me to look over her paper a few weeks back. Now she's emailing me her work to "Look over". I emailed her back and said "Dis' be whyz I not goes to Mizzuri Publik Scoolz", gave her the rewritten paper and told her to tell me how I did on it. The wife said "That's nice of you helping her out with her work". I told her it will be even nicer when she turns in her next paper and it is total garbage. I'm sure her professor will figure it out real soon.