We'll great, my future grand kids are doomed. My daughter’s boyfriend just got his acceptance letter. This is what he wrote. (I x'd out the name of the school)

 "XXX has accepted me into collage for there spring semester. So excited for collage."

 I said "Is that some kind of art class project?". "BTW how is your college hunting going?" "Maybe you should call to see if they are letting you go to their summer semester there."

 Now somehow I'm the ass.