OK where was I? Oh yea. The B-I-L got his new ride. A Dodge Durango that, with the exception of a killer Pyramid stereo and the color, was identical to the one that was going to be given to him. Oh, I almost forgot, it didn’t have the 3rd row seating like the other one so now he needs some money to get a junkyard rear seat put in so he can haul his brood. Now don’t get me wrong, I have no issues with Dodge or Durango’s but when you are broke and gas is $3.50 a gallon why would you buy a vehicle that gets 13 MPG?
So I get home from work and the wife has the unsigned title in hand. The first thought that crossed my mind was to sell it for my $1,000 quickly but then I wouldn’t be any better than my ex step-father-in-law. The wife said “I have the title so we can put ourselves down as lien holders”. I said nothing. “My brother also suggested that we put it in our name and he can just drive it.” Now I spoke up. “Are you serious?” “He wants my name on his car so I have to carry the burden of inspections, titling, registration, taxes and insurance?” “No thank you.” “The first time C-W-B gets pulled over with drugs in the car she will tell them that she just picked the vehicle up from us and the drugs must be ours.” So for now we will be down as lien holders. My guess is it will never get registered and they will lose it when they get pulled over and I will still see nuthin’.
A few days went by before we heard from the happy duo again. This time it seems that C-W-B was intent on taking the hooptie out to party. The B-I-L tried to explain that they had no gas and no money but that didn’t seem to curb her enthusiasm for a night with the other White Trash Trixie’s. Well he wouldn’t give her the keys so she threatened to call the cops on him.
Now I know I have skipped forward a bit and some pertinent info may be missing so let me fill you in a bit. After the B-I-L and C-W-B split he went to court. He was charged and is on probation. He is forbidden to cause her undue hardships or threaten her. Well I guess since she has that short leash on him they moved back in together and when she doesn’t get her way she calls the PoPo. I have no idea how she pulled that one off nor do I know just who all in this freakin’ county she has slept with but it seems that it would be quite a few if I had to JUDGE. Just sayin’.
So the M-I-L, who just happens to be visiting us, gets the call to come help her little boy out and off she goes spinning in the gravel. When she gets there C-W-B is livid and at some point cold cocks the M-I-L. Now the cops are really called and when they show up the entire story is told. The cops decline to take C-W-B in since she had kids with her. WTF? The B-I-L who is kids’ dad (according to their birth certificates only) was there to watch them. Nope, if they had a problem with her they need to file an ex parte in the morning. I tried to tell them before to never call the night shift cops.
Now I have a Durango in my drive and a B-I-L on my couch…………again.
United has a flight leaving tonight at 6:05 to Belize City. Cost is $940. Anyone want to buy a used Durango for $1,000?
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